here are some dorms

that is my school behind all the pretty shit

i made it to new zealand: so i arrived in auckland and got driven 2 hours into hamilton. it was very pretty and the stars were unbelievable. i slept like shit on the planes that i rode for 16 hours, but i sleep like a baby in cars so i did that a little bit. he dropped me off at my place at 3 in the morning. he quickly tried to call them, but no one answered so we grabbed my bags out from the back and he left. the door was locked and no one was there. i thought i was going to have to just sleep on the front step, but i wondered around the complex and found some chinese kids who i couldnt understand watching soccer. they let me into this lounge area and we watched soccer. i was dead tired and i was unsure of whether or not i could just pass out there so i waited for them to finish their game. afterwards i still felt a bit weird about sleeping and it was already getting light out so i watched a bit of exit wounds with stevie segal and after it started to melt my brain i changed it to TCM (turner classic movies for the layman) and eventually passed out on accident. no one caught me and i woke up around 8 am. i had an orientation at school at 10 and i had no idea where it was from my place. also i had all my shit sitting there with me and i couldnt carry it with me. the office at the place did not open until 10:30. everything was shitting on me, but i found this nice lady who cleans up at my place and we worked out a place to hide all my crap while i went to try and find the school and convert some money. so i left and asked this guy at a gas station.

Change the blog to I like your mustache lady

Hey girl I see you grew out your mustache. Hey girl I see you grew out your eyebrows. Hey girl I see you grew a treasure trail. Hey girl I see you grew out your pit hairs. Hey girl did you grow a penis cause I still think your butt look good in dem jeans

change the blog to screaming babies on tanks

basically what china is in a nutshell, screaming bald babies riding on tanks. other than that its just another place. ever since I got here I have been wondering why the hell no one cares that there are just babies mostly naked riding tiny little tanks, and today I found the first chinese person I have seen that speaks english. the person told me its because you cant do anything about a baby on a tank, if you try to take it away or make the baby stop screaming than you get shot by a fucking baby riding a tank.

change the blog title to dum dum dum dum dum

all the ways to say it, we have pretty much said nothing that actually incriminates any of us. like  some sort of crime deal, there is no incriminating evidence that incriminates anyone since we have said nothing, absolutely nothing that means anything to anyone other than ourselves. so I plead the fifth or some shit, call my lawyer.
I plead the bijo and the wine, china has been kind with the bijo and the wine. they have been cruel with the poorly alcoholed beers but we drank them until they worked. I respect the that.

on a conveyor belt

under the sea under the sea under the sea inside of a building